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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 05:54 AM
flexifoil blade - humiliation & annihilation



PARENTAL WARNING ** In this video I say the F word **

Oh what a day. The filming of this has taken it's toll on me. I don't want to go into too much detail but I still have a red rash all over my body from being dragged through stinging nettles in the name of art and it hurts.

An old lady has even threatened to report me to the police for exposing myself in a public place and damaging private property. I tried to explain that I had just been molested by a kite.

Anyway, enough already. Here's the video, and if you take pleasure in my misfortune just remember, it could be you next time!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYy8onNJb8Q


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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 06:10 AM


Hahaha.

Great video.
It contained all.
The worship position, gaining ground, the goal manlifting attempt.





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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 06:16 AM


:D Gee - I realize now I've been missing the boat on my videos. I edit out all that stuff. I never realized it is probably much more entertaining than the stuff I actually use. Bravo!



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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 06:18 AM


BwaaHaaHaa!
Too funny!
Thanks for sharing that, I just about blew breakfast out my nose, had me laughing out loud by the halfway mark :lol:




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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 07:56 AM


i was expecting a stoney beach with driftwood spears about.

funny stuff man! keep it coming!




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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 07:59 AM


That
Is
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Brilliant!




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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 02:11 PM


Neat trick flying with your feet, great video :lol:
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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 04:23 PM


Wow thanks guys. Glad it made you laugh. :D :thumbup:
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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 05:36 PM


HAHAHA! That was too funnY! Love it!:D
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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 07:22 PM


Thanks djsiryn. :D

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[*] posted on 6-23-2015 at 09:27 PM


Ending gave me a good laugh :lol: Well done!
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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 07:03 AM


Quote: Originally posted by IFlyKites  
Ending gave me a good laugh :lol: Well done!


Thanks! :D
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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 08:22 AM


That was precious. Made me laugh
With butt-crack like that, you'd make a good plumber.
Makes me want my Blades back.




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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 08:33 AM


that was funny as hell
reminds me of the first time i tried to fly a powerkite.
i had no idea what i was doing and what i got myself into LOL
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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 04:25 PM


Quote: Originally posted by acampbell  
That was precious. Made me laugh
With butt-crack like that, you'd make a good plumber.
Makes me want my Blades back.



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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 05:49 PM


I think we found the Benny Hill of kite videos. :thumbup:

I am still not sure when I stopped believing that this was just an average day with you and your Blade. I know I was laughing far before that.

The pants drop was my favorite! :moon:




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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 06:24 PM


thanks for the entertainment, that was a lot of fun.
good thing there weren't any donkeys watching from the next field




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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 07:27 PM


Quote: Originally posted by Bladerunner  
I think we found the Benny Hill of kite videos. :thumbup:

I am still not sure when I stopped believing that this was just an average day with you and your Blade. I know I was laughing far before that.

The pants drop was my favorite! :moon:


Thanks Bladerunner. :D Someone at work mentioned the Benny Hill comparison. I'm flattered!
I'm glad you found the pants drop funny. Up until now nobody else had mentioned it and I was starting to wonder if I had over stepped the mark. I feel a squealing sequel coming on.

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[*] posted on 6-24-2015 at 07:35 PM


Quote: Originally posted by markite  
thanks for the entertainment, that was a lot of fun.
good thing there weren't any donkeys watching from the next field


Your're welcome Markite.....and au contraire

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[*] posted on 6-25-2015 at 05:35 AM


:lol:

The two legged horse has a crazy look in it's eye....




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[*] posted on 6-25-2015 at 06:00 AM


Funniest kite video since Hooj Bolls!



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[*] posted on 6-25-2015 at 06:29 AM


RedSky - that was top notch! Really, really liked it. What you do for art! I think I might have personally passed on the whole "stroll through the nettles" bit but it just shows what a "gamer" you are.

Keep 'em comin'!! :wee:




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[*] posted on 6-25-2015 at 06:36 AM


Quote: Originally posted by BeamerBob  
Funniest kite video since Hooj Bolls!


wow indeed a high ranking contender!

rewatched HOOJ other day out of a random click through the tube..

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the ferocious purity of this can't be stopped folks!




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[*] posted on 6-25-2015 at 06:54 AM


Phreerider - can you kindly post a link to the Hooj Bolls video for us newbies? Curious minds want to know! (I'm suspecting a slightly different spelling on the real title: I did find one video on youtube with a different spelling of a kid trying to clear a pond).



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[*] posted on 6-25-2015 at 08:33 AM


Hooj Bolls is the genuine article.

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[*] posted on 6-25-2015 at 10:23 AM


Not to take away from Tom's excellent video, for your viewing pleasure.

https://youtu.be/yW1NAF-R2Kw


The good part starts around 2:10.




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