DON"T TELL HER, AJ.
That story is not meant for the internet.

Besides, I told Catto not to eat it.
He just didn't listen to me.

I don't know...
A lifetime of good deeds (not my life, just an example)
All flushed away in "one swell foop" (try reversing the first letters of the 2nd & 3rd words)

How much longer must I carry this burden?


Safen Up! Buggy On!

"Often wrong... Never in doubt"

The coreylama

Oh my dear Coreylama,

one 'oh #@%$#!' move does indeed wipe out a whole pocket full of 'good boy!'

still looking forward to seeing you just the same.

have a good journey

meg

Hmmm...

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Originally posted by meg Oh my dear Coreylama, one 'oh #@%$#!' move does indeed wipe out a whole pocket full of 'good boy!' meg

...maybe there is something to the dog story... :rodent:

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Originally posted by action jackson Cat, ... Speaking of dogs and crap, Do not let Corey feed your dog!...........aj

Sounds like a warning to me... we'll keep our eye on Windy.

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Originally posted by Lack-O-Slack O'course, sleepin' with the Lama is not all it's cracked up to be... and whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM FEED YER DOG!

(quote stolen from the nabx forum)

Ruh Roh.. maybe we'd better keep her on a leash :frog:

How much longer must I carry this burden? Corey

You have to carry this burden until we forget. Just ask Glenn about the chilli.

Susan

hey susan
very funny. i totally forgot about my chilli thing.
i know i`ll never live that one down.
tell you what!!!!! this year i`ll sit in your buggy while i`ll
eat the chilli. LOL

I can see it now after a super duper speed run.... Honest! It's just a chilli stain!

Speaking of chili and food... as far as I can gather so far here's what's on the menu so far:

Turkey
Sweet Potatoes
Green bean Casserole
Cranberry Sauce
Cherry Cobbler
Potatoes and Gravy
Corn
Textured Veggy Protein

Hmmm... maybe I could grab a big bag of dinner rolls from Sams also. It's a pot luck dinner, so it's going to be as good as we make it

hey taper
thats not what happened at all.
i guess i got to tell the story here.
not that i want to.LOL
we were all having a nice bowl of chilli.
now my gut is not what it used to be.
i sat down in jon`s buggy to enjoy my chilli.
as soon as i finished my bowl. my gut started feeling werid.
i threw up right next to jon`s buggy but from were i was sitting everybody thought i threw up IN jon`s buggy.
needless to say everybody moved away from me. why i don`t know. LOL
so from now on. ITS NO CHILLI FOR ME. HOW MATTER HOW GOOD IT TASTES.

There is a ham in there for good measure too.

Susan

Pecans - anyone like pecans?

If you bring some I am sure that people will eat them.

Thanks

Susan

Are you peeling those nuts, i don't like the skins!.......aj

Absolutely and cooked some will be spicy some will be sweet.

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Originally posted by Cat Pecans - anyone like pecans?

I guess my thread has been hijacked. This is a spot to talk trash not about gell coated protein crap:piggy: come on folks get with the program if you want to talk about this stuff start another thread don't hijack either talk about kroc buying his 5,000th golf shirt or buggy texas making something else camo or AJ buggying another rooftop or Jellis breaking his wheelchair or crazy Chris not knowing which direction he is going. This is the thread for it LMAO.
Not many days now:tumble:
Big John
JoJo1

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Originally posted by JoJo1This is a spot to talk trash

You asked for it!

"What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?"

A. They both will end up in a trailer park.

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What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?

Relative Humidity.

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Q: What do they call duct tape in Stillwater?
A: Chrome.

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How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

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Did you hear about the Oklahoma linebacker who stole a police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

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Q : How do you come to own a small business in Oklahoma?
A : Start a large business and put an OSU grad in charge of it.

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Last week, severe thunderstorms and an F-5 tornado moved
through the Stillwater area. Damages were estimated at $5.00

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Q: Why is ice no longer available at Oklahoma State football games?
A: The sophomore with the recipe left school when his eligibility was up.

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Q: Why do Oklahoma State cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

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Q. How do they practice safe sex in Oklahoma?
A. By placing a warning sign on the animals that kick.
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You know you're from Oklahoma if:
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in the tank.

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There was a Sooner fan who went hunting and ran across a
beautiful, naked woman in the woods. He asked "Are y'all game?"
She smiled seductively and nodded yes. So the Okie shot her.

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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Damm! I thought the writers are on strike! Too bad most of those are facts!....aj:evil:

You were easy to hikjack - does your buggy move any faster?

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Originally posted by Cat You were easy to hikjack - does your buggy move any faster?

BURN!

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Originally posted by Cat You were easy to hikjack - does your buggy move any faster?

HaHa at least I know how LMAO!:moon:

And for all of you Texans I just thought I would post your reunion pic

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Originally posted by mecdave Quote: Originally posted by Cat You were easy to hikjack - does your buggy move any faster? BURN!

Dave please see above post now that is a

BURN LMAO.
Big John

PS I added another pic just for you this is Oklahoma!!

Wow yall do not have enough money for a whole shirt.

Susan

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Originally posted by JoJo1 And for all of you Texans I just thought I would post your reunion pic

What I want to know is how you managed to whittle it down to only 4 Sooners to stage that shot? The line must have gone around the stadium!

Good one Dave.

Susan

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Originally posted by mecdave Quote: Originally posted by JoJo1 And for all of you Texans I just thought I would post your reunion pic What I want to know is how you managed to whittle it down to only 4 Sooners to stage that shot? The line must have gone around the stadium!

Now Now Dave I don't know when you Texans are going to learn you all know the phrase and know it well. Theres only STEERS AND QUEERS IN TEXASS AND I DON'T SEE NO STEERS ON THAT COWBOY.

That pic is a very very common occurance at every home game in Austin. LMAO
You have no braging rights this year BOOMER SOONER and don't get me start on you bayou folks :moon:

Jhon
Here Galverton.

Glen no you can't sit in my buggy again. Dave ease out on your brake lines dude. Big John I'm gona hit you with my rocker. Susan just wash the dam turckey in the gulf. Aj are you ever going to fix your buggy and yes port is left not wine. Charles stand up and be counted, sorry you are standing up. Pat the least you can do is wash off that Freeport smell before come to the beach. Terry Texas City is about to blow again run forest run. Where is Tinker and what does that dog sniffing a girl on your shirt mean?
jellis

Thanks Jon. I never thought of just washing them in the gulf. Problem solved.

Susan

I found this manual for dog owners attending the DBBB.

101 Things

Good one Steve.

Susan

Hey Sailors,

Imagine, if I am sooo bad at feeding dogs that they wrote a book...
And this is a potluck meal...

Better not go pissing me off...

"Red meat isn't bad for you. GREEN meat is bad for you."
Nat'l. Institute of Health


Safen Up! Buggy On!

"Often wrong... Never in doubt'

the coreylama

I'll be sure to be wary of the mystery meat.

Guess I better get my Shot Car ready. Just in case it's needed for "medicinal" purposes. :singing:

Have fun, drive safe, and see ya at the races....