These are not loser one liners. These are GREAT pick up lines! Prize winners!
Eat your hearts out amateurs.
”I want all of you. Forever. Every day.” If your woman don't jump your bones with this one Jeff, you must have stuttered.
“Your friend told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, but he didn’t say anything about the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.”
Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.”
“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
“Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”
“I really wish that you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.”
(This one has a dirty word)
"I mean, you’re sending all the right signals – no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you’re wearing reading glasses with no
book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn’t do it. And if that wasn’t clear enough, there’s
always the “fu@k off” sign that you have stamped on your forehead.”
That's my best shot Jeff. Got my Checka? Be there by 11am. Want to get that thing in the air!
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Zebra Z2 2.5m small stripped horse but WOW!
Zebra Z2 3.2m zippy racer oldie but goodie.
Zebra 3.4m Checka, striped pony with Jaundice.
Zebra Z1 5m It's got the size, it's got the speed!
Ozone Access 4m de-power foil.
Wipika 5m, like new! dean Jordan said it should be in a kite museum. (for sale)
Cabrinha Nitro 12m Recon 2 (for sale)
Ivanpah heavy
NAPKA - US47
OOBE Field Dirt Diver, Toilet Paper ASSassin. I am NKBRA Kite Buggy Police Man Obe Scuddly.
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