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Natural Born

Taper123 - 12-12-2013 at 08:41 AM

One day, at a local high school near you...

During a government class, the discussion of who could be president and the necessary qualifications required of that person were being discussed.

Lisa finally had enough and stood up. "Now wait a minute.." she said. "I was born and raised in Texas, just because my mom had a C-section instead of having me Naturally should not prevent me from being President".

:frog: :frog: :frog:

PHREERIDER - 12-12-2013 at 09:44 AM

Cesarean section deny the human newborn the first hurdle of life...the marathon experience of birth is a natural culling element...those who survive can produce offspring of the same....anything less weakens the propagation.

harsh but quite real.....see Lisa's thinking as described above is actual proof.

funny!

BeamerBob - 12-12-2013 at 09:47 AM

I would've lost my wife and firstborn without a C section. But yes Phree, you are correct.

nanna&jordann - 12-12-2013 at 01:13 PM

my first one i popped out in half an hour and jumped of the theatre table and walked down had a good shower and went outside for a coffee and smoke which was a bad idea as those drugs and coffee dont mix :mad: power vomit wasnt the word lol and the second one i popped out after a few hours and ended up pushing my bed up to the ward for new mums ,child birth pain is the same as having 27 broken bones at once according to science in the study of pain :o

Michael Gaylan - 12-12-2013 at 02:19 PM

That's a misnomer... and this may cause a conflict here, but in an attempt NOT to create one, will someone kindly show me the LAW that prevents someone born of a "Cesarean section" from becoming a president. I have yet to see this one. Personally I believe the post was meant to be a joke... kids say the darndest things...

From a brief look at where we get the term from, it appears to originate from Greek mythology. Apollo removed Asclepius. from his mother's abdomen. Asclepius was the founder of the famous cult of religious medicine.

As far as the "legal" aspect of "Natural Born" is concerned, the legal definition (always different than what is taught in schools) from BlacS-P-A-M-L-I-N-K-s law 6th ed.

"Natural born citizen. Persons who are born within the
jurisdiction of a national government, i.e., in its territorial
limits, or those born of citizens temporarily residing
abroad. See Jus soli; Naturalization clause."

"Naturalization clause. The Fourteenth Amendment to
the U.S. Constitution, Section 1, provides that all persons
born or naturalized in the United States, and
subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the
United States, and of the State wherein they reside. See
Jus soli."

"Jus soli The law of the place of one's birth
as contrasted with jus sanguinis, the law of the place of
one's descent or parentage. The principle that a person's
citizenship is determined by place of birth rather
than by the citizenship of one's parents. It is of feudal
origin."

"Jus sanguinis The right of blood. The
principle that a person's citizenship is determined by the
citizenship of the parents. See Jus soli."

PHREERIDER - 12-12-2013 at 07:54 PM

i would not be here as well, bob.


gaylan it was kinda a blonde joke thing i think ..played thru something like this...

the law of natural selection a fitness test at every step whereas Lisa, a most earnest blonde, stumbles at literal discernment, a deadly trait for a world power leadership candidate.

though i just made the chit up prolly only ambrose bierce can love this kinda pathos of mirth.

BeamerBob - 12-12-2013 at 10:43 PM

Yeah, this was a blonde joke like the one where the lady said they ought to move the deer crossing signs to safer places for the deer to cross the roads.

Michael Gaylan - 13-12-2013 at 05:21 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Michael Gaylan  
"Personally I believe the post was meant to be a joke... kids say the darndest things... "


I was pretty sure it was a joke . . .

I guess I misunderstood your post [PHREERIDER] as actual "fact in law" about the "president" thing not Lisa's comment in particular. That's why I was asking for the colorful law that said so.. lol

cheers

greasehopper - 13-12-2013 at 06:23 AM

Ya know, with a family like this, it's not worth spending money to see a stand-up comedian. You guys rock. Thanks for the giggles.

Michael Gaylan - 13-12-2013 at 06:28 AM

101 (LOL)

snowspider - 13-12-2013 at 08:37 AM

JEEZ Phree ... where does it come from?:lol::thumbup:

PHREERIDER - 13-12-2013 at 09:20 AM

Quote: Originally posted by snowspider  
JEEZ Phree ... where does it come from?:lol::thumbup:


would that be TIME? one of my foremost concerns beyond all

or GRAVITY ? a space/ time distortion that just won't lettuce go!

i will suggest the higgs-bison field currently the best known connection of all within the space we occupy. this field supporting all quanta of existence( now thats nice!)...yet we do not know where time comes from nor to where it goes.

and for the rest... we all are slipping into the future and can do nothing about IT.

...best i can do for friday.

Taper123 - 13-12-2013 at 09:33 AM

It was about as serious as...

Two blondes walk into a tall building...
you would think one of them would have noticed it.

Taper123 - 13-12-2013 at 09:43 AM

Or an old recycled kite joke....

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the
wind catches it for a few seconds; then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a
few more times with no success.

All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how
men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last
night, you told me to go fly a kite."

Michael Gaylan - 13-12-2013 at 01:28 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Taper123  

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last
night, you told me to go fly a kite."


ROFLMAO ! ! !

Now you see why we're all coinfuzzled... :lol: