Power Kite Forum - Jibe give away....

Jibe give away....

bigkid - 5-5-2013 at 09:30 PM

I gave away some stuff at WW and now is Jibe's turn.
With a bit of a different spin on the way to get the free stuff, You have to come up with a way to complement a woman. I call it a pickup line. Something like, "With all the sparkle in your eyes, the night sky should be embarrassed to show its stars".

You have to understand, I haven't seen my wonderful, loving, wife in 3 weeks and she flys into Jibe on Friday night. So she will pick the best 5 on Saturday, or as soon as she is able.:wee:
I will pick the worst at the end of each day starting Tuesday.

They have to be in the form of a u2u, or on paper that you give to me. Make sure your name is on it or I keep it as my own.
Good luck everyone, and let the best and the worst pickup lines win. :lol:

Snake - 5-5-2013 at 09:43 PM

"Baby, I wish I was you derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"
Or how about
"How would you like to come back to my place and see the exponential growth of my natural log"
Or if nerdy pick up lines aren't your thing
"Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is F@$&ed up."
Or if you want to add a compliment in it
"Whoa girl! Was your dad a baker? Because you have nice buns."
Or my personal favorite
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Now, what do I win? :rolleyes:

bigkid - 5-5-2013 at 09:50 PM

that didnt take long:o

tridude - 5-5-2013 at 10:09 PM

"Did you fart cause you just blew me away"........... :lol:

:D:D

tridude - 5-5-2013 at 10:14 PM

You might not be the best lookin girl in the room but beauty is only a light switch away........

tridude - 5-5-2013 at 10:18 PM

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that...................

tridude - 5-5-2013 at 10:19 PM

Are your parents retarded cuz you sure are special.........

tridude - 5-5-2013 at 10:22 PM

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

tridude - 5-5-2013 at 10:25 PM

Yer face is like a wrench...........every time I see it my nuts tighten up............

bigkid - 5-5-2013 at 11:29 PM

ok so there are lots of the looser one liners, any good ones?

bigkid - 5-5-2013 at 11:37 PM

I have been at this for a while and have heard most of them, heck I have used a bunch of them on the ugly ones at 2am when the bars closed. Didnt work then and wont work now.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
how about some good ones, or are you unable?

how about, Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
that one got me this trip.

tridude - 6-5-2013 at 02:47 AM

remember where you are.......these are real!

Drewculous - 6-5-2013 at 05:44 AM

Friday night? We got time lol

If you want a wine/dine situation.... Just have her favorite tunes playing (hopefully at the beach or some equally romantic spot) get her in that loving embrace and say, "There's no place id rather be with any other person, than right here with you"

She'll melt and then you can get on with the smooches and such :D

You could get the kite fort guys to sing some Clapton? The bribe her with some cookies! :lol:

chicks love cookies!

lunchbox - 6-5-2013 at 06:11 AM

Good looking girl stuff...

Touch your finger to your tongue, then touch yourself and her with that same finger and say, 'whatcha say we get out of these wet things'

Read the girls label on her shirt, blouse, sweater, etc...and say 'just what I thought, made in heaven'.

'Are you tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night'

'If I created the alphabet, I'd put U and I together'

tridude - 6-5-2013 at 06:31 AM

Ok on a serious note.........

When you see her at the airport look at her and say
without a doubt heaven is missing an angel tonight..........

pokitetrash - 6-5-2013 at 09:32 AM

"So.. It's late...and well, .... you know.... "

That's worked for me.

BeamerBob - 6-5-2013 at 10:02 AM

Ok I'm here. What were your other 2 wishes?

soliver - 6-5-2013 at 10:20 AM

All these guys here love to spend their time on the beach at JIBE cuz it only happens once a year, but I'd rather be here talking to you, cuz meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

My friends bet me some money that I wouldn't come over and talk to a beauty like you,... Wanna go get some dinner with their cash?

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

These were the best I could come up with...

Quote: Originally posted by bigkid

They have to be in the form of a u2u, or on paper that you give to me. Make sure your name is on it or I keep it as my own.
:lol:

U2U sent...

I guess I win :lol:

BEC - 6-5-2013 at 11:35 AM

Quote: Originally posted by bigkid

They have to be in the form of a u2u, or on paper that you give to me. Make sure your name is on it or I keep it as my own.
:lol:

I finally followed directions....and mine was pretty good too!

Snake - 6-5-2013 at 03:17 PM

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is you."

Proletariat - 6-5-2013 at 04:26 PM

I'd open with, "you look fantastic..." If she doesn't, then I'd switch to, "wow, baby, I really love talking to you..." Or, if you wanna cut right to the chase, just go straight for:

"So how do you like your eggs in the morning, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"

bigkid - 6-5-2013 at 04:32 PM

A couple of them are rather good, some of them are really bad.
So far there are a couple winners, I think........

soliver - 6-5-2013 at 04:40 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Proletariat

I'd open with, "you look fantastic..." If she doesn't, then I'd switch to, "wow, baby, I really love talking to you..." Or, if you wanna cut right to the chase, just go straight for:

"So how do you like your eggs in the morning, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"

WHOA!

that's about all I can say about that... WHOA!

acampbell - 6-5-2013 at 05:30 PM

AW jeeze, you guys are making WalMart look like Tiffanys

I can give you directions to WalMart.

bigkid - 6-5-2013 at 05:55 PM

WE HAVE A LOOSING WINNER FOR MONDAY NIGHT.
AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT,
****tridude****
come look me up and take your pick from the bag.

soliver - 7-5-2013 at 07:58 AM

Tuesday entry:

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... ... I'M BATMAN!!!

bigkid - 7-5-2013 at 07:22 PM

Is there no one with any bad pickup lines tonight? How about a few good ones?

mougl - 7-5-2013 at 07:57 PM

Bad one: Nice shoes, wanna bang?
Bad one: My parents are out of town, wanna come back to my place?

tridude - 7-5-2013 at 08:32 PM

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.......... :lol:

:duh:

Quote: Originally posted by bigkid

Is there no one with any bad pickup lines tonight? How about a few good ones?

tridude - 7-5-2013 at 08:42 PM

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne...........
:megan: :lol:

:duh::duh:

mougl - 8-5-2013 at 05:18 PM

Hey baby, I'm like an arc. Once I'm up, I'm hours of fun.

soliver - 9-5-2013 at 02:35 AM

Thursday entry:

C'mon and kiss this diabetic,... It may be the only sugar I ever get!!!

Ma'am, I appreciate the compliments and all, but I'm married with 3 kids... Wait a minute what am I doing in a bar anyway???

Drewculous - 9-5-2013 at 04:45 PM

From my wife:

Too bad I forgot my library card, cuz im checkin you out!

mougl - 9-5-2013 at 04:53 PM

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be a parking ticket because you've got FINE written all over you.

Baby my package can not only hit the bottom of a coffee can, but it can blow the sides out of a tuna can.

Are you free tonight, or is this going to cost me?

You are so beautiful I forgot the line I was going to use.

Drewculous - 9-5-2013 at 04:55 PM

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

mougl - 9-5-2013 at 04:56 PM

I'm like an m&m. Ill melt in your mouth, not in your hand...

mougl - 9-5-2013 at 06:57 PM

I'm like an m&m. Ill melt in your mouth, not in your hand...

soliver - 9-5-2013 at 08:31 PM

oh yeah,... that one should work

this one too:

MyAikenCheeks - 9-5-2013 at 10:17 PM

These are not loser one liners. These are GREAT pick up lines! Prize winners!
Eat your hearts out amateurs.

”I want all of you. Forever. Every day.” If your woman don't jump your bones with this one Jeff, you must have stuttered.

“Your friend told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, but he didn’t say anything about the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.”

Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.”

“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”

“Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

“I really wish that you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.”

(This one has a dirty word)
"I mean, you’re sending all the right signals – no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you’re wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn’t do it. And if that wasn’t clear enough, there’s always the “fu@k off” sign that you have stamped on your forehead.”

That's my best shot Jeff. Got my Checka? Be there by 11am. Want to get that thing in the air!