LMAO!!! I EAT WEAPONS!!!

Indian military to weaponize world's hottest chili
AP


GAUHATI, India – The Indian military has a new weapon against terrorism: the world's hottest chili.

After conducting tests, the military has decided to use the thumb-sized "bhut jolokia," or "ghost chili," to make tear gas-like hand grenades to immobilize suspects, defense officials said Tuesday.

The bhut jolokia was accepted by Guinness World Records in 2007 as the world's spiciest chili. It is grown and eaten in India's northeast for its taste, as a cure for stomach troubles and a way to fight the crippling summer heat.

It has more than 1,000,000 Scoville units, the scientific measurement of a chili's spiciness. Classic Tabasco sauce ranges from 2,500 to 5,000 Scoville units, while jalapeno peppers measure anywhere from 2,500 to 8,000.

"The chili grenade has been found fit for use after trials in Indian defense laboratories, a fact confirmed by scientists at the Defense Research and Development Organization," Col. R. Kalia, a defense spokesman in the northeastern state of Assam, told The Associated Press.

"This is definitely going to be an effective nontoxic weapon because its pungent smell can choke terrorists and force them out of their hide-outs," R. B. Srivastava, the director of the Life Sciences Department at the New Delhi headquarters of the DRDO said.

Srivastava, who led a defense research laboratory in Assam, said trials are also on to produce bhut jolokia-based aerosol sprays to be used by women against attackers and for the police to control and disperse mobs.
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I go through a 3lb bag of dried jolokias (a big ziplock packed full ) every 6 months!! I put 'em on everything from burgers, and steaks to pastas and alcohol brews! These things are sOOOOOooo tasty i love 'em!!! and they are being made into grenades!?! lmao! I eat that s**t for breakfast! LMAO! Literally, on my eggs, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I read that the LAPD issued a memo saying that pepper spray may not be as effective on suspects of a certain ethnic population known to eat a lot of hot peppers!

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Originally posted by lad I read that the LAPD issued a memo saying that pepper spray may not be as effective on suspects of a certain ethnic population known to eat a lot of hot peppers!

mace's response to that was something to the effect of:
Thats like saying a lifelong steel worker isnt as prone to sword attacks a non-steel workers


i lol'd a little when i read that back when too

i hang out with quite a few fellows that hail from south of the border... i told them i liked hot food and they laughed, so at a BBQ last spring i brought some of my peppers, lost em at the Casabella peppers... they were to much for them, lmao!

I gave up on Scoville Units, Its weak, naughty, hot, mean, and *choke, cry & hiccups* in that order... i lost 'em at naughty

in all seriousness, even if you like spicy food.... and in my case, HOOJ-ly spicy food... pepper spray hurts like a M.F.
I didnt attack anyone... was at a party and some guy got too handsy with a girl, and i happened to be standing behind him... and i got a fair amount on me... and it was not fun... NOTHING LIKE MY EGGS, lol

hindsight tho, might go well with eggs :dunno:

No hot, spicey food for me. I grew up on meat and potatos. Nothing on them!! Well my parents like lots of butter on the veggies. But I don't even like that!!! Makes Sandy laugh all the time. She puts pepper seeds and hot stuff on food all the time. And I just cringe!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
all these jolokias in the news... making me hungry for 'em all day... well, just got done with the MEANEST taco i've ever had
mmm tasty, lol
proud to say the sweat is rollin off my head, lmao!

heliboy... whenever i cook with 'em i wear a respirator and latex gloves... the house ventilator goes on, and if i can... open doors and windows (the fiance isnt too keen on cooking w/ pepper spray lol)

here's your Murder Burger (everything i make with 'em earns the title Murder [insert food name] i have murder sauces, murder vodka, murder ramen, you name it, i'ver used these peppers to murder it)
How To Make 'THE FOUR HORSEMAN BURGER'

this is now the ONLY way i make MY burgers.... all summer long, i'm grillin 'em this way

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_spray
Capsiacin was what I was thinking off ... but that only seems to be pepper spray (strangely enough).

... we got tear-gassed in basic training - they put us in a tent with a tear-gas grenade and we had to take off the gas mask and say our rank, name and serial number then we could leave I got a long-arse name which sucked ... snot and drool everywhere, made for some funny photos

Can you actually do physical damage to yourself eating too hot peppers or too cold slushies?

choking hazzards... i've heard of people's throats seizing up with very spicy food... ive never seen it, but ive heard of it.... personally, i just get wicked bad hiccups if i a**-hole a mean pepper... and sweats, lol... but i usually dont eat the full pepper... however, ive eaten a couple full jolokias (not at the same time... one was bad enough), and i'm still kickin... and i'm a "cornfed Nebraska boy" LMAO!!!

Lots of nose bleeds out there from hot food tho... lol

my soon to be grandfather in law ate a nasty pepper in Mexico and lost his voice for the better part of four hours....

good peppers

:D

Man I loved basic training - I could have done that all day everyday for years

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Originally posted by Kamikuza :D Man I loved basic training - I could have done that all day everyday for years The little person icon next to "REPORT" in the top right corner ...

Thanks, too easy. Took me 3 years to ask. LOL

AF basic was easy but I wanted the h@ll out of there. They would recycle you back to day one for no good reason.

Made me shave 5 times one day. Like a dummy I did. Should have just went and acted like I shaved. Theres was nothing else left to remove but more hide.

Yeah we had a guy who got "picked on" for shaving ... I could never remember to say "sir" to the officers and "corporal" or "sergeant" to the NCOs, much to their displeasure I had awesome fun with the camo face paint too :D